Thursday, December 15, 2005

In The Spirit of Finals

Why girls are like finals (courtesy of collegehumor.com):
  • You'd rather get an easy one.
  • You get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one.
  • If you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish.
  • The less they have on them the better.
  • If you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem.
  • Nothing about them makes any sense.
  • They just lie there and you have to do all the work.
  • When you are done you get up and leave.
  • Good curves make for a more enjoyable experience.

7 Comments:

At 2:42 PM, Blogger Lindsay said...

Haha the last one is my favorite.

 
At 11:38 PM, Blogger Heather said...

Filthy.

 
At 9:25 PM, Anonymous Jeff said...

That might be the funniest thing ive read in a while. I like "when you are done you get up and leave". However, I believe there could be a few additions to this line, like "...you take a nap" or "...you go make a sandwich".

 
At 2:57 PM, Anonymous zach said...

haha Thats awsome

 
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